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30th of Apr 2014 • 02:33 PM • 59,802 notes

"Hear me, Lumpy Space Princess. I will avoid declaring war on the entirety of lumpy space ruled by your parents if you apologize to me immediately."

(via saccharine-majesty)

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30th of Apr 2014 • 02:33 PM • 0 notes
saccharine-majesty asked: | ♥ | "Marceline?" Bonnibel knocked a couple times on the vampire's front door. Caves were far too chilly to stand and wait in, the princess looked back over her shoulder. She could see the warm sun blessing hills of grass with its rays, making her shiver. She tried the door again. "Marc-e-liiiiiiine~"

Marceline floated down from her room, her house was already set up for tea with the princess. She opened the door and smirked. “Your Highness?” She teased. “Welcome to my humble abode.” She gave her a dramatic bow and ushered her inside. “Can I get you anything, tea? A snack?” she adjusted her hair and floated past the princess to pull her chair out, then sat in her own. “So how’ve ya been, bububs?” 

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26th of Apr 2014 • 02:28 AM • 0 notes

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26th of Apr 2014 • 02:25 AM • 4 notes

sanguisuuga:

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「✘」”that’s because you got the
            actual cool one. i have to 
            be with the one who jacks
            off to bread.” rude. “and 
            no, i think i got that out of
            my system.

 
        ► - "Jacks off to bread? Damn… Maybe I made Gumball a lil’ too pathetic… I’ll work on that next time Simon and I hang out.. " She shrugged. “So you finally got over Fionna? Awesome.. Made any rad jams lately or is jacking off to bubba jacking off to bread you’re new thing?”

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26th of Apr 2014 • 02:05 AM • 4 notes

sanguisuuga:

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「✘」”for people who’re a good
            one-hundred seventy three
            years younger than us, our
            little candy friends really let
            themselves go.

        ► “Speak for yourself. Bonnie’s never looked better… How’re you holding up, Marshall? Still dealing with the Teenage Angst I made you with? Or are you still barkin’ up the Fionna Tree?”

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26th of Apr 2014 • 02:02 AM • 0 notes

I have an unreasonable fear of Multiple Muse blogs

They almost always have real bad brony/Sonic/ANY porn as their ‘top 3 posts’ and it really makes me not want to follow you. 

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26th of Apr 2014 • 01:48 AM • 3 notes
fuck-mothering-vampire-alucard asked: Heard you were talkin' shit.

        ► “Damn right I was. You wanna go you lil bitch?”

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26th of Apr 2014 • 01:46 AM • 559 notes

ovidire:

Don’t you know I’m a villain? Every night I’m out killin’, sendin’ everyone runnin’ like children. I know why you’re mad at me. I’ve got demon eyes and they’re lookin’ right through your anatomy, into your deepest fears. I’m not from here, I’m from the Nightosphere. To me you’re clear, transparent.

(via sanguisuuga)

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26th of Apr 2014 • 01:40 AM • 18 notes

heroineofaaa:

stupidcoolfinnparty:

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"Actually… y’know… I-I can totes take care of myself an’ all!"

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"IF ANYONE HURT YOU I’D RIP THEIR BUNS TO SHREDS"

"Oh come on Finn, we’ve got this one in the bag. A 1/2 demon Vampire and a Hero and Heroine? Yeah I think we’d make a great kick-butt team."

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26th of Apr 2014 • 01:30 AM • 18 notes

"If anyone messes with Finn I think Fionna and I can carefully shred them."

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