"Hear me, Lumpy Space Princess. I will avoid declaring war on the entirety of lumpy space ruled by your parents if you apologize to me immediately."
Marceline floated down from her room, her house was already set up for tea with the princess. She opened the door and smirked. “Your Highness?” She teased. “Welcome to my humble abode.” She gave her a dramatic bow and ushered her inside. “Can I get you anything, tea? A snack?” she adjusted her hair and floated past the princess to pull her chair out, then sat in her own. “So how’ve ya been, bububs?”
「✘」”that’s because you got the
actual cool one. i have to
be with the one who jacks
off to bread.” rude. “and
no, i think i got that out of
► - "Jacks off to bread? Damn… Maybe I made Gumball a lil’ too pathetic… I’ll work on that next time Simon and I hang out.. " She shrugged. “So you finally got over Fionna? Awesome.. Made any rad jams lately or is jacking off to bubba jacking off to bread you’re new thing?”
「✘」”for people who’re a good
one-hundred seventy three
years younger than us, our
little candy friends really let
► “Speak for yourself. Bonnie’s never looked better… How’re you holding up, Marshall? Still dealing with the Teenage Angst I made you with? Or are you still barkin’ up the Fionna Tree?”
I have an unreasonable fear of Multiple Muse blogs
They almost always have real bad brony/Sonic/ANY porn as their ‘top 3 posts’ and it really makes me not want to follow you.
► “Damn right I was. You wanna go you lil bitch?”
Don’t you know I’m a villain? Every night I’m out killin’, sendin’ everyone runnin’ like children. I know why you’re mad at me. I’ve got demon eyes and they’re lookin’ right through your anatomy, into your deepest fears. I’m not from here, I’m from the Nightosphere. To me you’re clear, transparent.
"Actually… y’know… I-I can totes take care of myself an’ all!"
"IF ANYONE HURT YOU I’D RIP THEIR BUNS TO SHREDS"
"Oh come on Finn, we’ve got this one in the bag. A 1/2 demon Vampire and a Hero and Heroine? Yeah I think we’d make a great kick-butt team."